1. Who writes the wine column in the Guardian on Saturdays (as of 18.05.12):
2. UB40 had a hit record in 1983 with “Red, Red, Wine”, but who wrote the song:
3. The grape variety pinotage is native to which country:
4. What did Queen’s “Killer Queen” keep in her pretty cabinet:
Moet et Chandon
5. Which Poet Laureate wrote about “a cargo of apes, ivory and peacocks, sandalwood, cedarwood and sweet white wine”:
John Cooper Clarke
6. In the song “Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick”, where did Ian Dury go to after he’d been to the wilds of Borneo:
To the vineyards of Bordeaux
To the vineyards of Barolo
To the backyards of Barrow
To salubrious Fazakerley
7. What is the dominant grape variety in Liebfraumilch blends:
8. Which monk, who died in 1715, is widely credited with the invention of Champagne:
9. “Drinkin’ Wine, Spo-Dee-O-Dee” by Stick McGhee was the first hit on which internationally famous record label, which also brought us Led Zeppelin, Aretha Franklin, and, er, Emerson, Lake and Palmer:
10. Which group had hits in the 1970’s with “Glass of Champagne” and “Girls! Girls! Girls!”:
Sensational Alex Harvey Band
The Captain and Tennille
The answers are down here, scrolled down to just where you can’t see them…
1. Fiona Beckett, although we’d love to read Samuel Beckett’s wine column!
2. Neil Diamond.
3. Pinotage is native to South Africa. It’s a hybrid of Pinot Noir and Cinsault, which is known locally as Hermitage.
4. She kept Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet. The location of her Newky Brown remains unclear.
5. John Masefield wrote about the various cargoes, but John Cooper Clarke’s got a super poem about pies… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vc4JJ8C4N0
6. To the vineyards of Bordeaux. If he ever did go to Barrow, it didn’t move him to write a song.
7. The dominant grape variety in Liebfraumilch is Muller-Thurgau, which, if we’re honest, sounds rather more esoteric than we’d imagined.
8. Dom Perignon. More specifically, he is credited with discovering that fermenting wine in a sealed bottle produces trapped carbon dioxide, which makes it sparkle, although there isn’t really much evidence to support even this. Nice legend, though.
9. Stick McGhee’s name was on the first hit for the Atlantic label, setting into motion a vehicle that would also pick up Charles Mingus, John Coltrane and Ornette Coleman. Thank you, Stick!
10. They were among the works of Sailor, who had only one more top 40 record after the two mentioned, namely “One Drink Too Many.” Or was it one record too many..?
I got 7 out of ten! See – I did pay attention on the wine tasting course you ran a couple of years back Mike!
Excellent! But which ones did you get wrong..?
i got 4
thats rather poor
i could have got 9
but i dont drink wine
i dont have a gramophone record player either. ‘wine & vinyl’? why am i here?